Friday, January 29, 2010
Rocky Mountain Spotted Bagger
So this VelonewsDude comes in from Colorado and lines up against the local 4's including a cast of future KC Sandbagger candidates and absolutely destroys them. By the time the whistle blew, the Elway-lover was halfway around the race track and was GONE. And to add insult to injury, he probably finished off the damn keg before hightailing it out of town. All I know is when I started pumping the barrel, nothing but foam came out. (must've slathered on too much Butt'r)
On a scale of 1 to 10, this dude scores an 18. +5 for traveling 500 miles to pick on our "beginners". +3 for douchey-Velonews kit.