TurboJET and Doc Evull are two dudes with the balls to CTFU as soon as they had the chance. They both coulda bagged and dominated Cat4's and collected a pile of ribbons and oversized T-shirts and ended up on the wrong side of this blog. They didn't wait until they could win 99% of their races before upgrading like some people suggested in the comments below.
And what happened after they moved up? They both kicked a little ass while gettin it handed to them other times. I have no doubt that when its time to go to the 2's, these two won't wait to be called out.
i love this shit! keep it coming.
ReplyDeletenow now girls, ted did not threaten anyone:
ReplyDelete"I don't have an F-150, but how about a 100 foot ladder fire truck?!"
The writer merely stated that he drove a fire truck the reader inferred it to be a threat. there is a big difference.
OBTW, you blog is stupid
Why don't you tell all the promoters to stop giving series points to the 4's and 3's. That way we can stop developing the sport and have less competition in the future!
ReplyDeleteGetting busted at work for making threats on a cycling blog?
ReplyDeleteNow that's a hill worth dying on!
Now school bus threats!?!
ReplyDeleteThis blog needs to stop
ReplyDeletethis blog is suppose to be sarcastic and and 'tongue in cheek'????? Yet U get to call people out, but they cant call u out?????? u get to be sarcastic and funny but no one else can....... Now u r gonna threaten peoples' careers???????? you fuckers are a bunch of chicken shits! Its amazing the lack of real balls on this blog. If it was truly a joke in the beginning, why didnt u come out and say so.....oh, thats' right....no spine or sack. there have been no threats on this blog.....I made the comment i 'would like to take a swing at you'. that is just what it says, i didnt say i would or will take a swing at you. And the truck comment was not a threat either. Karma was mentioned with a F-150, not that anybody was gonna seek you out, just that karma would catch up with you.............and for somebody to come on here and threaten someone's career over this, well you have got to be 15 years old. but hell, this whole topic has been for 15 year-olds, so i am just as guilty as the rest of you. You want to go on making enemies, go right ahead. eventually your identity will come out, and then....how welcomed do you think you will be received at the next cross race?? u are way out of line here buddy....think about what u r doing.
ReplyDeleteagreed, that stuff stays out of it.
ReplyDeletei stand corrected by myself...i said, 'i would probably take a swing at you'...if i knew who u were...i didnt say i was going to take a swing at u. but again, we are playing by different rules here. you get to cry bullshit, but the those that take exception with you, don't.
ReplyDeletethose r thee first mature words u have spoken....lets hope the rest of us can follow suit. i still would advise u to make it clear to people that dont know who u are that this site is meant in jest and not to be taken to seriously. again, just one guys' opinion.....
ReplyDeletehey r5.....thanks for taking that comment off the site....i appreciate it!
ReplyDeleteGeez Josh, get a hold of yourself. The sun's still going to come up tomorrow morning and your taxes will still be due on April 15.
ReplyDeleter5 may be calling out sandbaggers, but r5 appreciates the work firefighters do.
ReplyDeleteThose guys are definately moving on up. Kudos to them. Eric's a teammate of your's isn't he?
ReplyDeleter5 is a one man team, attached to none, a man of the people.
ReplyDeleteNext time I see Joshy roll by I'm going to yell "HEY SANDY! I'M R5!!!"... just to see his reaction. As worked up as he's gotten about this silly little blog (bringing in his wife, friends, coworkers to defend him), I bet he faceplants when he jerks around to see who yelled.
ReplyDeleteWhat makes you think Josh brought people into this... maybe they have mind's of their own and speak at their own free will. Hummmmm just a thought....
ReplyDeleteIt's an easy assumption to make with all of his own rambling posts... the guy is obviously hot on the subject of being called out.
ReplyDeleteI think thats enough jumpin on Josh now.
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ReplyDeleteHey guys...a couple of things before i go hop on the rollers for a little interval work... I stated in my original posts my beefs with being called out. 1. it was 3 months too late. I 'catted' up in late September to a 2. And my 2nd complaint was that the guy who was doing the shit talking wasn't man enough to put a name/face with his words. Its hard to take that as a joke(that it was meant) with out knowing who the guy is that is doing the 'shit talking'. The fact that it was 3 months late and the comment that i was 'hiding out in the 'MASTERS" really rubbed me wrong.
ReplyDeleteI know most of u who are complaining dont understand that the Master's 'A' races in our area and most areas are faster races the the 3's or 3/4 races. Wether u want to view it as me 'protesting' or stating facts....I"ll see you on the CX course when i am LAPPIN" your ASSES!
War 2012 World Master's CX Champs and 2013 UCI World Cx Champs
josh taylor said...
ReplyDelete"War 2012 World Master's CX Champs and 2013 UCI World Cx Champs"
Oh GAWD, he's a Jim Rome apologist too. No wonder you incur the wrath of others Osh Josh.
Wow.
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought the Mid-Atlantic CX scene was rad.
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I'm working on my very own R5 t design right now. They won't be yellow, that's all I got so far.
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