Monday, October 1, 2012


sandcrash The reports of my death are greatly exagerated. It appears that the new crop of CXers have grown a pair and have CTFU'd long before being called out. At last count there are now at least 56 cx1/2 racers in the KC area and entries in the first few races have reflected this. Instead of just a half dozen jackoffs lining up in the open wondering how many times they were gonna get lapped by Shmalz it is now actually a competitive event: Manions1: 16, manions2: 13, Bosscross1: 14 and Bosscross2: 25!! (Gateway Cross Cup only drew 20 in the pro/1...) The current top rung of the Cx3 are catching and passing a few of the Open riders so we may have more company in the fastest race of the day very soon. So for the first year ever and to the disappointment of many, no one has earned front page honors on KC Sandbagger except this dude. UNWEIGHT THAT FRONT WHEEL DUDE!

Monday, March 12, 2012

Say what again!

You Cat3/4s at Spring Fling last weekend have got to ask yourselves "DO I LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!?" cause Mankini made you his bitch once again. You bitch's KNEW who he was, you bitch's KNEW what he was gonna do and you let him turn a crit into his personal mini-triathlon after you all SWAM in his nut juice as he TT'ed and RAN away with the SF title.
Whatever, thank you for racing and please come again.

Monday, February 27, 2012

CAT Lappin'

I ain't sayin he's a sandbagger... but dude did what the mummy always wished he could do at Spring Fling and lapped the field solo last weekend. (And DAMN how come none of you guys want to take a pull? Its fucking winter. QUIT SITTING IN FOR THE SPRINTS BITCHES!)
J-Fo been a cat3 for like 4 years though he spent most of that time in a mankini doing races that r5 shall not speak of.
Now that he's back on the road, its clear that he's totally outclassed that chump excuse for a 3/4 field and is ready to move on to butt heads with Bills boys.

And finally did you guys feel the earth shake cuz Jim Twittaker FINALLY SUBMITTED THE RESULTS BEFORE THE END OF THE SEASON!

Monday, February 20, 2012

Tuesday tuesday tuesday!

Lets hope these guys won't make you work for free and cancel races because of a 10% chance of rain and then keep all your money when they lose the venue like last year's dbag promoters.