Monday, November 15, 2010

Barely (UCI) Legal

Which is wider? This dude's cx tires:
adamP
Or:
wideload

M'Adam Broslice* punked our local band of misfits 4's by minutes, rubbing it in by popping a wheelie at the finish, then proceeded to line up and destroy the 3's too. Even Moses Fancher could not keep up. Checking out M'Adams record before this weekend he had only done 4 races, winning 3 of them so he's pretty much a newly minted 'bagger. So r5 is calling our our local racers for getting CLOWNED by some noob from Iowa on monster truck tires who before last month had no record of racing anywhere r5 could find. What the hell happened out there to you guys? Yall musta eaten at the same restaurant the Chiefs did over the weekend. That was seriously a pathetic effort guys. Its the second year in a row some out of towner came in and kicked your asses.

Now theres only a few more weeks till state so you guys better change out your maxis or next thing you know you'll get reemed by some dude from that joke of a cx scene from St Louis.

* update- this is Broslice

32 comments:

  1. Bianchi 120. Finishes in one-third the time of a 360° racer.

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  2. Wow I did not need to see that.

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  3. I hate to say it, but when "M'Adam P" flew by me on the first down hill diving into a corner about to take three guys out...I yelled at him thinking he was out of control. I was wrong! The dude's got skills. A crazy BMX background with a sprinkle of mountain biking. If he stays with cyclocross he could spankin' some other CATs as well.
    For another look at 'em check this out.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWyaKisB4Kw&NR=1

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  4. You'll never catch J Peck... cause he's fuc*ing innocent!

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  5. Another Anonymous, what's up with this?November 16, 2010 at 8:38 AM

    I suspect we'll long recall the day that guy blew past all of us. Mark my words.

    Oh, and yeah, we collectively are teh suck.

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  6. dude think you mean keck not peck? your watch list is fucke.

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  7. Amazing the way panties are getting twisted over at Stevey T's blog. Egads! Prices raised on nats entries! Costs thousands for normal people to get there, all told, and THIS is what gets them going? But not, oh, say, RULES about catting the fuck up?

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  8. It's amazing and amusing how panties are getting twisted on this dork blog. I repeat: Amusing. Dorks.

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  9. Peck is a huge bagger. No doubt about that.

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  10. "...or next thing you know you'll get reemed by some dude from that joke of a cx scene from St Louis."

    Speaking of St Louis, does anyone have their finger on the sandbaggin' pulse in Bubba-land?

    I know they do the alphabet CAT's (A,B,C), but who should we look for to be leaving a trail of sand when they come out West to do numerical CAT's in a few weeks?

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  11. And he was riding some rusty POS....

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  12. "POS" is relative...bikes are functional art and his seemed to function just fine.

    I'm just glad he chose to strap on a water bottle and lace up his wheels with some tasty "gum drops" for some additional rotational weight...or maybe the gum drops were just in case he wanted to stop for a little snack.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/21067174@N02/5175940101/in/set-72157625266196997/

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  13. Gum Drops? Those were Spokey Dokes.

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  14. Where can I get some? Maybe those are the new carbon. How do they go in sand?

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  15. I guess fitness and skill trump's high priced bike stuff.

    Maybe i should sell some of my high priced bike stuff.

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  16. Dont let the bike fool you, the frame might be junk, but the components certainly are not. I had a close up look of it and he is running a Dura-Ace group,carbon cranks, and a Kysrium Elite wheelset. This 'bagger knows his stuff and knows how to ride. Maybe he will stop s'in around and ride cx2 next year where he really belongs.

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  17. colavita's keck's a bagger. no doubt about it. bigger bagger than sarah palin.

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  18. Why sell your high-priced stuff? Just join 360. They've got an answer to fitness and skill.

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  19. Broslice will upgrade when he feels he's ready.

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  20. JB HAS HERPES!!!!

    http://anonymouse.org/cgi-bin/anon-www.cgi/http://bike-o-latte.blogspot.com/2010/11/medical-drama-continues.html

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  21. Get well soon JB!
    luv,
    lafawnduh

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  22. "Honey that's what you get when you screw (over) so many people"

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  23. SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

    If some is good, more is better....

    Come on out for the second round of Manions cross.

    Bikes, beer, babes, food... this is gonna be a real neat treat. racing starts at 10am.

    p.s. Broslice is totally a bagger.

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  24. Sunday x 3, I'll be there!

    P.S. Broslice is not a bagger. He's a guy who is good. If he's still Cat 4 next year, we'll talk.

    P.P.S. I want to see him show with that bike at Jinglecross.

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  25. Running in helmets and cycling shoes.

    Should have just used the pond at Manions and called it a triathlon.

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  26. Wait, are you saying that you didn't do the swimming section at Manions? You skirted the swimming section! I don't know you you could have missed the transition.

    CHEATER!

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  27. Nice changes to the left side there. Trending is cool.

    Maybe add the Troglodyte watch? Methinks some have been hitting the PEDs a bit too much this season.

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  28. He did show with that bike at Jingle Cross. He led our entire race on Saturday but ended up second due to his wheel rubbing on his fork. He won Sunday.

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  29. i saw broslice flying down the hill on saturdays Jinglecross, hop the rut's at the bottom, then do a controlled skid in the gravel to slow down and make the turn... it was pretty impressive.

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  30. And now the dude is living it large in Colorado and what are you doing with your life? His rusty, POS Standard Byke 29er ain't too shabby either.

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