Thursday, September 16, 2010

St Louis Rammed


The only thing r5 hates more than a sandbagger is St Louis inferiority complex. Football, baseball, rappers, and now cyclocross- KC be kickin your asses all across the board. r5 has checked out the St Loser cross scene and it is some serious weak sauce. Probably the same nasty sauce you spread on that crackers and cheese concoction you call PIZZA.

r5's prediction for Hermann Cross this weekend: a podium sweep by the boys in orange. (BTW what the hell is Luke doing lining up for the 3's??) FrozeBalls, Bigshark, Dogfish you all are gonna get bent.

r5 is also issuing a challenge for STATE CHAMPIONSHIPS: load up the shortbus and get your lazy asses over here and see if you can even sniff the podium in ANY CATEGORY.

It'll be like 1985 again and our 'baggers will get Denkinger on your asses.

17 comments:

  1. Jeebus, r5 goes soft on us with mere hours before the CX SEASON KICKS OFF, by stabbing at the retarded kid on the short bus (STL by and large), and JB is off playing Kumbaya on the acoustic guitar aside the campfire.

    Pussies ...

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  2. Oh this is funny as shit! St Louis better go roid up with Mcgwire if they want to stand a chance.

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  3. St Louis has no one. But Columbia MO has Butthead and Jon Shottler (shotgun).

    I will be picking up table scraps in the 1/2 race, making guys half my age ponder the merits of table tennis.

    Bend me baby.

    Froze Balls - Ethan Froese

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  4. Half your old ass age would be at least 35, maybe 32.

    As a PSA to all the old farts out there please warm-up and stretch those hamstrings out, especially all you roadies out there. Getting off a moving bike, shows muscle imbalance real quick, just ask ole Froze Balls.

    Oh and St Louass sucks at everything, especially beer making.

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  5. "Oh and St Louass sucks at everything, especially beer making."

    OUCH!! Boulevard >>>>> Shafly

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  6. Yo Ethan!
    Whens crazy Dave Henderson gonna ditch that road bike and do a real mans sport?

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  7. r5, were you there today?

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  8. The boyz in orange didn't come thru to help your prediction tonight.

    Seems like a Columbia Boy stood tall tonight and will again tomorrow.

    Jon Schottler.

    Regards.

    185 year old Ethan Froese

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  9. Well if there were more than 2 laps...
    Enjoy your win Shotgun.

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  10. Greek gods Zeus and PoseidonSeptember 20, 2010 at 11:59 AM

    We hate STL, too.

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  11. Lets just say r5 needs to spend less time sniffing glue and more time learning how to glue...
    Rolling tires aint as pleasurable as rolling j's my friend.

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  12. Series60 has posted results from a race held two years ago. Timely!

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  13. Byte us. When the bowels of the KCA computers discharge the numbers, we'll publish.

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  14. I thought Swope Park was in Missouri?

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  15. Computers are not subject to the Mann Act.

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  16. Was there a race in KC last weekend?

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  17. who are these rappers from kc?

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