Monday, August 30, 2010

High Fiiiive!

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So after finally CTFU, young Bend Over promptly gets picked up by TradeWhine and immediately starts kickin ass in the next category- 8th at HHH last weekend! So all you 'baggin pussies out there take note: step it up to the next level and you might find yourself more than ready to issue a beatdown.

Cross is coming up soon and r5 has a feeling there will be plenty of material this season. If you completed a series in the 4's last year, you best be in the 3's this year. And if you were a regular on the podium in the 3's, we better be seeing you giving Bill's boys in orange your best shot. r5 hears he's been keeping them nice a shaven...

16 comments:

  1. My plan was to finish top 3-4 in the Master's (last) season then race Open next year.

    We- SKCross will have a number of guys ready to go Open (this) year and I would love to see more teams in the Open as well.

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  2. What category is Tiger racing? I heard he's bringing a bevy of beauties wherever he goes so look for the women's field to be 'stacked' this year.

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  3. So, will r5 have a license to race this fall???

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  4. Posted on the Kansas Cycling Association site earlier this week. I'm guessing the same general concept should be held by those with Missouri addresses:

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    A Friendly Reminder from the KCA Upgrade Coordinator
    August 30, 2010

    As most of you know Cross season is less then 30 days away. If you have experience in at least 10 cross races please submit a request to be upgraded to a Cat 3 racer. Also, if you had success as a Cat 3 racer last year please give serious consideration if you should upgrade to a Cat 2 Cross racer for this season. If you have any questions feel free to contact me at dromisch@gmail.com.

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  5. Whats the over under on the number of times JB gets lapped by Shmalz?

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  6. http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=105801686148366&ref=mf

    http://manionscx.blogspot.com/

    http://www.volkerbicycles.com/shop.shtml

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  7. is volker really spamming this blog now?

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  8. Spam nothin' That race looks awesome... and on my birthday!

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  9. On a big hill, too, with wet, heavy grass. Come on rain!!!

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  10. If you want to talk about KC cyclocross without bitching, have at it: http://grou.ps/kansascitycyclocross

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  11. Ok, who let a girl on the forum again. All you PC pussies go where there is no bitching, and bunnies run across the cross course with rainbows and unicorns. Also, if you do not like bitching, do not even think about showing up to a bicycle race. That is where grown men go to complain and bitch about there lack of success because of someone else legitimately beating them.

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  12. What's with the "no girl" forum 'tude....for one it's a blog, secondly, girls ride bikes too and finally I'm a girl, who rides a bike so....so what, does that mean I'm not suppose to read this blog or so-called "forum"?

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  13. Sorry for upsetting you, but thank you for stating my point.

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  14. I'll be legit when I beat all of you losers. Even you, Ms. Charity Ride lady.

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