Despite Jim Twittaker's challenge to the local cycling community to develop more Cat1-2 racers, he seems not to apply it to his own team full of sandbaggers. In case you missed it, he said:
"I challenge the KC Metro area cycling community to develop more Cat 1 and Cat 2 riders so that my team of baggers can sit in the lower categories and rake in the dough."
Young Bent-Over had a tremendous weekend in Tulsa with a win and a 2nd despite holding back on the first night due to his own admission that he didn't want to get a forced upgrade. This wasn't no podunk circus race around the campground where he dominated the local 3/4's early in the spring and accumulated more than enough points to upgrade. This was some for real competition against other well known 'baggers. Don't go down the Cryin-Ryan lifetime Cat3 path, its not too late for you Ben. You are more than ready.
Speaking of Butt'r Ball Turkey, despite eating all those sticks of butter and not having time to train because unlike ANYONE ELSE WHO RACES, HE HAS A JOB AND A FAMILY, he continues to sandbag and grabbed himself a 2nd and 3rd this past weekend. He is an inspiration to all the fat kids out there developing their fast-twitch fibers chasin down the icecream man. Gimme a break, its time for you to CTFU!
And BTW JB, r5 gives you the OK to downgrade after watching you get blown off the back of our 3's field. At least you raced, UNLIKE THE REST OF KANSAS CITY. Not a single 360 or D's Recycling or Epic jersey in sight in Tulsa. WTF?
For those of you who pussed out and stayed home, you missed out- Tulsa knows how to put on a party! How about we try lining the gooseneck at Cliff Drive with a few kegs drums and trombones?
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ReplyDeletewhat the hell is wrong with your blog
ReplyDeleteWhat about Deuce-bagalow winning the p/1 instead of the 1/2 as he did last year.
ReplyDeleteI GOT FOUR FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS BITCHES!!
ReplyDeleteThey should change the name to 'Tulsa Lets All Fall Down' or maybe 'Tulsa DNF'.
ReplyDeleteJoe Martin would have to be the worse crit course I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteIt is not the course, but the douche bag roadies. Put a roadie on a cross course and they just fall down on their own, and flop around like a fish. Put a roadie on crit course, and they go out and take half the field out swerving to miss a pot hole.
ReplyDeleteSo Ryan doesnt do a race all year then jumps into one of the tougher fields around and scores 2nd and 3rd? Now thats a real bagger. I guess he had to score some bucks for donuts.
ReplyDeleter5 is right- Tulsa is a kick ass race. That was the hardest 1-2 race I've ever done.
i'll be back next year for sure. I'm gonna win that sunday race... or at least not get dropped and then pulled.
ReplyDeleteYo dont look now bro but Ben-Jammin bout lapped the field solo yesterday. Definitely a bagger!
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