Rapha: Because roadies don't look like big enough tools with their shaved legs rolling around looking straight out of DC Comics... Can't afford $200 for a jersey? No problem!
BAM! All for a buck 99!!
And speaking of threads, r5 is expecting some royalty checks from those unlicensed T-shirts that have been going around...
SC's gonna need some kickbacks for using his photos, too.
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Those t-shirts are about as worthless as your opinions, R5.
ReplyDeleteCan I just run my card for one of those shirts? Cuz they freakin rule.
ReplyDeleteI want 10 of those right the hell now cuz I know 20 folks that'll buy one....I can drive up price on the supply/demand model. Holy Geschissen that's facking awesome.
ReplyDeleteSticking it to Rapha? Really? How many geezers do you see mashing their hybrid tribikes down Mission Rd or a racer on a recovery Monday evening in one of those kits? I haven't seen one. Ever.
ReplyDeleteBike Source if it's in JoCo, ANYTHING is possible.. geezers, hybrids, Shirley-boys, Scuzzlebutt...all of it.
ReplyDeleter5 get off your fat ass and write some more shit!! could really care less about some stupid pink bar tape.. write about those stl baggers at state race last week who won the cat 4 race.. our old pal skinner got 3rd?
ReplyDeleteI realized what a ridiculous lie my whole life has been.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, Tilford is complaining about some Ukrainian dude cherrypicking "regional" races? I'm not saying he should never, ever compete around here again, but really, you've got to be kidding me ...
ReplyDeleteYeah Tilford grabbing $400 at Auburn and then bitchin about Ukranians in Iowa is a complete joke.
ReplyDeleteBritton over at Volker hooked me up with an "i am r5" t-shirt today. Sweet
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