Dear Mercy cycling bullies,
Please quit sandbagging TNW and take your "I'm gonna stomp on your weak ass Cat3 breaks and not pull"-asses and go do your own crits somewhere else. We'll even give you a box of Burger King crowns to give to Shadd since none of the pussies around here can sprint for shit.
Sincerely,
360, SuckKC, and Can-I-Please-Get-A-Piece-of-the-sprint-JoePud
ps- um yeeah, if you go ahead and take Tradewhine with you thatd be great!
I'm bagging again this CX season. Who's with me?
ReplyDeleteRight on r5 I wish Bills boys would give us a moment to shine. Waaaawwaaaa.
ReplyDeletethis pathetic road season is long OVER! now who are gonna be the biggest cross baggers of 2010??
ReplyDeleteDear r5. If riders are competing in the toughest race available and still utterly crushing everyone, then how are they sandbagging? At what point does the talk turn from, "sandbagging" to, "everyone else needs to man up and start training more and whining less?"
ReplyDeleteIt's really not any fault of the Mercy team that no one else is competitive. After all, if you don't train, do you really deserve to be competitive in a race?
Is this a good time to mention that the ONLY ones making the race fast are those with a 1 or a 2 on their license? And the best 3s are helping and making the moves too.
ReplyDeleteOh, but I forgot, "even the 4s have done well in the past (when all categories were combined)," right r5? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Pop quiz: Who was the most recent Cat 4 to do the following at a TNW (person AND year) : a)place in the top 3. b) lap the field?
"Pop quiz: Who was the most recent Cat 4 to do the following at a TNW (person AND year) : a)place in the top 3. b) lap the field? "
ReplyDeleteit was most definitely a sandbagger! bwahahahahahahaha
Some may recall we've already had a preemptive anti-bag volley launched:
ReplyDeleteJB himself announced in the early days of this blog, though it might not have been here, that he was racing Open this season (2010-11), and that a few other SKC folks were prepped to do the same.
There's one guy who won't be bagging!
JB posted it on Winklers blog, can't wait...
ReplyDelete"Why Don't you Stuff It Man!!! You plant eating Pussies"..
ReplyDeleteDear r5:
ReplyDeletePlease post real cyclocross sandbaggers on this site again soon, so this place can be as fun as it was back when firemen were blowing gaskets.
See ya at Swope.
Signed,
Everyone but Josh