What the hell is in the water up north of the river? Seems to have shrunk the balls of many racer wannabes.
TrainWrong and NimWit, have spent THREE FRIGGIN YEARS slummin it in the 5's with dozens of mass starts and consistent top 10 finishes and even a couple of wins. Time for these two in the yellow and blue to CTFU and make some room for Cookie.
BTW- Bonebender totally put the area road scene to SHAME with a turnout greater than all the road races this year. Beer, hotdogs, and babes: shit you never see roadies get a sniff of. While you shaved leg weenies are drinking your recovery concoctions, we're taking recovery rides with your wives.
that's damn fine photo shop work, damn fine.
ReplyDeletenow r5 is a mtb'er. somehow i doubt it. he is complaining about his vagina hurting too much to race a mtb.
ReplyDeletePlease, r5 was born with a purple anodized Ringle' spoon in his mouth.
ReplyDeleteI loved it when they raffeled off a 'i am r5' t-shirt at the end of Bone Bender. it was particularly amusing to hear dude on the loud speaker say "and next up we have a 'i am r5 t-shirt, hee hee"
ReplyDeleteyou've hit the bit time, r5.
2 weeks waiting for a post and this is it? Deleting from my favorites menu.
ReplyDeleteHey Chris, speaking of sandbagging. Are you going to leverage some of those lifetime Cat 4's with the tuesday nite crit? By that, I mean not allowing those sandbag career 4's that should be 3's, the chance to race the 'A' race until they officially 'cat up'? Its a perfect way to police some sandbaggers. One in particular comes to mind is Dr. Kurt Muehlbach. The fact that he scored a 1 or 2 top 5's last year in the 'A' race should be enough to prove that he is the typical local KC sandbagger that needs to be called out here. I hope you don't allow any 4's into the 'A' race until they officially cat up. If the Tuesday Nite race is that important to a cat 4 who wants to race with the A's, then he will speak to kscycling and Dave Romisch.
ReplyDeleteDisappointing post.
ReplyDeleteA man who has blown all his options can't afford the luxury of changing his ways. He has to capitalize on whatever he has left, and he can't afford to admit — no matter how often he's reminded of it — that every day of his life takes him farther and farther down a blind alley... Very few toads in this world are Prince Charmings in disguise. Most are simply toads... and they are going to stay that way... Toads don't make laws or change any basic structures, but one or two rooty insights can work powerful changes in the way they get through life. A toad who believes he got a raw deal before he even knew who was dealing will usually be sympathetic to the mean, vindictive ignorance that colors the Hell's Angels' view of humanity. There is not much mental distance between a feeling of having been screwed and the ethic of total retaliation, or at least the random revenge that comes with outraging the public decency.
ReplyDeleteYou get an "A" for the Photochop skilz. I noticed on the post before that some jackleg was popping off and signing her name as El Kabong? Well at least she got the Bong part right but come one people, we all know who El Kabong REALLY is!!! It's Quick Draw McGraw!! Anywho, r5...you keep it up. I don't know who either of the Wheel guys are and "wheelie" don't care but I'll damned if the Baggers in KC will get away with "it" any longer. Bueno.....Contador se dice que SandbaggerKC™ es lo mejor del Mundo. Remember this well, "It is not the hand but the understanding of a man that may be said to write."
ReplyDeleter5, I'm honored that you think so much of my racing skills to call me out for bagging. Really? You're busting a cat 5 racer who has only raced non-training crits for a year? Well I am happy to let you know that TrainWrong and I did cat up for 2010 at the end of the season last year, so I hope you sleep better now knowing that. Look at it this way, you can now finish 48th instead of 50th now that we are out of the way.
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r5, I need my fix, but having said that i vote for quality over quantity.
ReplyDeleteAnd he's got hairy legs. I don't know about that one.
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