I ain't sayin he's a sandbagger... but dude did what the mummy always wished he could do at Spring Fling and lapped the field solo last weekend. (And DAMN how come none of you guys want to take a pull? Its fucking winter. QUIT SITTING IN FOR THE SPRINTS BITCHES!)
J-Fo been a cat3 for like 4 years though he spent most of that time in a mankini doing races that r5 shall not speak of.
Now that he's back on the road, its clear that he's totally outclassed that chump excuse for a 3/4 field and is ready to move on to butt heads with Bills boys.
And finally did you guys feel the earth shake cuz Jim Twittaker FINALLY SUBMITTED THE RESULTS BEFORE THE END OF THE SEASON!
i'd have a spring fling with that hottie...
ReplyDeleteEven I can appreciate you Kanye stylings, but I'd like to relate more to "monster". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLnS-2h_nog
ReplyDeleteI may be out there again this weekend, and if so, I'm gonna go at the same time, maybe someone will come with me. Then it's back to speedo season.
I just might have have to get out there and sample this speed a little earlier than planned. Time for a good ole fashion fox hunt. RELEASE THE HOUNDS!
ReplyDeleteWhy Joe you thilly thavage I was thinking this to be more your speed: Don't treat me this way
ReplyDeleteYou got me there. Off to put on my speedo and shave my arms. See you guys tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteI see the whining continues! Train harder and race even harder and you guys wouldn't have anything to complain about. It seems this blog is all about people crying because they're getting their ass handed to them. A continual flow of excuses.
ReplyDeleteI heard that Joe Fox did it again. What the hell is wrong with the field that they let him go? He tells you he's gonna do it so it's not like it's a surprise. Chapeau to Joe though.
ReplyDeleteNobody who races reads this (except Joe). So nobody knew he was going to "do it again.". Losers.
ReplyDeleteObviously you read it. It's fine, you got out foxed again, no shame. When are you going to learn to sprint with Jarred. Dude swept those!
ReplyDeleteCat 5!
ReplyDeleteI didn't read it so I wasnt ready. Sucks to be me. Is there some way we can let peeps know for next week?
ReplyDeletehells yes! no bagger cn win if we get heads up!!
ReplyDeleteRumor has it the plan got announced at the start and even then no one went with him. I think he will tear your legs off.
ReplyDeleteI want to play this Fantasy League cycling. It's about time somebody did this. How do we pick? We don't have to race bikes for real, right?
ReplyDeleteChapeau. A dork on this blog wrote "Chapeau". Wrong in so very many ways.
ReplyDeleteHey R5, the Tuesday Night Worlds is about to start soon. Why don't you come out from behind the key board and let your legs do the talking!
ReplyDeleteoh goodie, Tuesday Night Crits. Cant wait for the douchery!
ReplyDeleteDo you realize how difficult it would be to split the money made in half and return it to every person that registered for the races? Besides, you probably got it back in the amount of gels you ate.
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