Monday, October 1, 2012

LOLCAT4

sandcrash The reports of my death are greatly exagerated. It appears that the new crop of CXers have grown a pair and have CTFU'd long before being called out. At last count there are now at least 56 cx1/2 racers in the KC area and entries in the first few races have reflected this. Instead of just a half dozen jackoffs lining up in the open wondering how many times they were gonna get lapped by Shmalz it is now actually a competitive event: Manions1: 16, manions2: 13, Bosscross1: 14 and Bosscross2: 25!! (Gateway Cross Cup only drew 20 in the pro/1...) The current top rung of the Cx3 are catching and passing a few of the Open riders so we may have more company in the fastest race of the day very soon. So for the first year ever and to the disappointment of many, no one has earned front page honors on KC Sandbagger except this dude. UNWEIGHT THAT FRONT WHEEL DUDE!

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  1. http://cxmagazine.com

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  2. Alright, now cross season has officially started!

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  3. there's another version of that video on youtube, and you can hear the little kid say "dad, they're gonna get hurt", then the dad says "be quiet, ginger".

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  4. "be quiet, ginger" was he talking to Billy marshal?

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  5. I recall saying this, oh, seven thousand or so times before we finally got rescued from that damn island.

    - The Professor

    Say, do any of you youngsters with cellular phones have evidence of basically the same crash (involving walkers and wheelchairs) in the master's race a bit before this?

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  6. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHl7VSzhb04

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  7. Boss Cross is The Bomb: http://www.flickr.com/photos/lanternerouge/8041739685/in/photostream

    (Thanks, Roger!)

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  8. you fuckin roadies never learn. i can always count on a few of you eating shit every race.

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  9. Does he count as crashovita if he's in his collegiate kit?

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  10. No sand this weekend, last time I checked out that park. But if you see some alligators, you know the other thing we might be buried under.

    It's a 360 production, after all.

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  11. Finally it's back

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  12. WTF was up with the down stairs run? Haynes wouldnt have put up with that shit.

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    1. Ride that shit, plus Haynes would have put that in. If you have to complain about it then cross isn't for you

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  13. Probably just another area for spectators to await a brutal and devastating crash.

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  14. Too many 180 turns, as usual. Two or three of those, maximum. Then mostly 90 then 90.

    I swear the high water mark of course design in KC was early 2000s Boss Cross in Parkville. Lots of long, power-sapping straights.

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  15. http://kansascitycyclocross.blogspot.com

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  16. Boss Cross 5&6 dates moved: Weekend after Thanksgiving.

    http://kansascitycyclocross.com

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  17. NOOooooo! Not before T-day, that's Jingle Cross!
    Say it ain't so, Joe!

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  18. Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qrS5uJYjSwg#t=31s

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    1. the same fuckin' guy!?!?!

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  19. R5 was at Boss Cross last weekend. Both in costume and out of costume...

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  20. The person at Boss Cross was dressed as R5, not r5.

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