The reports of my death are greatly exagerated. It appears that the new crop of CXers have grown a pair and have CTFU'd long before being called out. At last count there are now at least 56 cx1/2 racers in the KC area and entries in the first few races have reflected this. Instead of just a half dozen jackoffs lining up in the open wondering how many times they were gonna get lapped by Shmalz it is now actually a competitive event: Manions1: 16, manions2: 13, Bosscross1: 14 and Bosscross2: 25!! (Gateway Cross Cup only drew 20 in the pro/1...) The current top rung of the Cx3 are catching and passing a few of the Open riders so we may have more company in the fastest race of the day very soon. So for the first year ever and to the disappointment of many, no one has earned front page honors on KC Sandbagger except this dude. UNWEIGHT THAT FRONT WHEEL DUDE!
Monday, October 1, 2012
LOLCAT4
The reports of my death are greatly exagerated. It appears that the new crop of CXers have grown a pair and have CTFU'd long before being called out. At last count there are now at least 56 cx1/2 racers in the KC area and entries in the first few races have reflected this. Instead of just a half dozen jackoffs lining up in the open wondering how many times they were gonna get lapped by Shmalz it is now actually a competitive event: Manions1: 16, manions2: 13, Bosscross1: 14 and Bosscross2: 25!! (Gateway Cross Cup only drew 20 in the pro/1...) The current top rung of the Cx3 are catching and passing a few of the Open riders so we may have more company in the fastest race of the day very soon. So for the first year ever and to the disappointment of many, no one has earned front page honors on KC Sandbagger except this dude. UNWEIGHT THAT FRONT WHEEL DUDE!
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ReplyDeleteAlright, now cross season has officially started!
ReplyDeletethere's another version of that video on youtube, and you can hear the little kid say "dad, they're gonna get hurt", then the dad says "be quiet, ginger".
ReplyDelete"be quiet, ginger" was he talking to Billy marshal?
ReplyDeleteI recall saying this, oh, seven thousand or so times before we finally got rescued from that damn island.
ReplyDelete- The Professor
Say, do any of you youngsters with cellular phones have evidence of basically the same crash (involving walkers and wheelchairs) in the master's race a bit before this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHl7VSzhb04
ReplyDeleteBoss Cross is The Bomb: http://www.flickr.com/photos/lanternerouge/8041739685/in/photostream
ReplyDelete(Thanks, Roger!)
you fuckin roadies never learn. i can always count on a few of you eating shit every race.
ReplyDeleteyaaaaaap
ReplyDeleteDoes he count as crashovita if he's in his collegiate kit?
ReplyDeleteNo sand this weekend, last time I checked out that park. But if you see some alligators, you know the other thing we might be buried under.
ReplyDeleteIt's a 360 production, after all.
Finally it's back
ReplyDeleteWTF was up with the down stairs run? Haynes wouldnt have put up with that shit.
ReplyDeleteRide that shit, plus Haynes would have put that in. If you have to complain about it then cross isn't for you
DeleteProbably just another area for spectators to await a brutal and devastating crash.
ReplyDeleteToo many 180 turns, as usual. Two or three of those, maximum. Then mostly 90 then 90.
ReplyDeleteI swear the high water mark of course design in KC was early 2000s Boss Cross in Parkville. Lots of long, power-sapping straights.
http://kansascitycyclocross.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteBoss Cross 5&6 dates moved: Weekend after Thanksgiving.
ReplyDeletehttp://kansascitycyclocross.com
BEFORE Thanksgiving.
DeleteNOOooooo! Not before T-day, that's Jingle Cross!
ReplyDeleteSay it ain't so, Joe!
Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qrS5uJYjSwg#t=31s
the same fuckin' guy!?!?!
DeleteR5 was at Boss Cross last weekend. Both in costume and out of costume...
ReplyDeleteThe person at Boss Cross was dressed as R5, not r5.
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