Monday, September 26, 2011

Summers Time and the Baggin is Easy

sausagemouth

Summers-sausage has 2 full seasons of cross and multiple top 5's stuffed under his skinsuit and had the nerve to line up for a third as a cat4 at Manions. He porked the field like a cathlic priest at an all you can eat butt-fet and r5 only hopes those poor cat4 beginners were using chamois cream. Bro its time to CTFU.

Theres one less sweet ass to distract you from the lap counter this year.
On a sad note to open the season, r5 wants you all to crack open Gu gel and pour a little for homey who won't be at the starting line any more due to some shady back alley dealings by some USACK-less buttheads. Though she's hard to miss, Magretta will truly be missed this year. CX is a hard sport to score and when it aint done right all you bitches get your crossresults score bloated. Magretta did it right even though she left us all deaf and freezing at the line. Now you assholes will only have your wives left to yell at you on sundays to take the trash out.
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11 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 27, 2011 at 11:00 AM

    A 1930's broadway musical reference? That should narrow down r5's identity.

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 27, 2011 at 11:43 AM

    Or it could mean the KC scene is just old as dirt. All you masters old men need to race in the category races.

    Manion's was the bomb again this year. Good job Crashovita.

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 27, 2011 at 2:24 PM

    There any reason on why the De Stad and the Smithville CX races got cancelled this year?

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 27, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    Dunno but that means you pussies cant skip races because you think there too hard (cough Manions) because there might not be a next race.

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  5. Big Gay AlSeptember 27, 2011 at 4:10 PM

    I thoroughly enjoyed watching roadie after roadie eat shit at Manions. Learn how to handle your bikes dbags!

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 28, 2011 at 4:53 PM

    Oh r5 how I have missed you. Isn't Summer Sausage a cat 3 road?

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  7. Getting droppedSeptember 28, 2011 at 4:56 PM

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  8. AnonymousSeptember 28, 2011 at 9:29 PM

    I agree, manions was a great mtb race

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  9. AnonymousSeptember 29, 2011 at 12:07 AM

    if you think some shady back alley dealings got margretta canned, you got your info from the wrong source.

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  10. AnonymousSeptember 29, 2011 at 7:40 AM

    thanks r5 for stuffing margretta's can with summers sausage....

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  11. AnonymousSeptember 29, 2011 at 7:51 AM

    I've abstained from all caffiene sources for 3 weeks. This weekend I'm coming for you all, loaded with 4 rockstar energy drinks.

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