Monday, November 7, 2011

Math Lesson

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Translation:
Roadie Cat2 racing Cyclocross 3/4 = a PIECE OF SHIT.
I guess Bob is living up to his name BOBBING around like a turd in a toilet. You should be ashamed. Your mom should be ashamed. And if you have any friends they should be ashamed. You should feel absolutely no pride in stomping the crap out of a field consisting of half beginners. Probably the worst bagger since this blog began.

On a bagger scale of 1-10, this guy scores a 20. +10 for actually smelling like shit too. Ever sat on his wheel?

Note to KCA upgrade coordinator: 2 wins = automatic upgrade. He's not the only guy in this picture that needs a letter.

81 comments:

  1. First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    But seriously this dude is D-bag and needs to CTFU

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  2. True story...he does smell like hot poo.

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  3. Couple years ago bob wasn't doing so well at CX. This year, however, he's got his wheels down and feet under him, so props on the rather large gap wins, but yes probably time to upgrade.

    As for the the other two cats beside him, I think they're both fine where there at. As someone who races the 3's I personally don't want to be standing on the podium just because all my competition was forced out of my category. I've beat both of these guys (once or twice), this year, and think they're fine to finish out the year in the 3's.

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  4. three wins this year...ctfu dude.

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  5. And he celebrates at the line, like he's super awesome. You are not super awesome. You are a sandbagger.

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  6. Bob is worse than a sandbagger...he stabs his own team mates in the back every chance he gets. He has no morals and thinks the sun rises and sets on his Herman Munster fuel ass!

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  7. I heard he went up to someone after the race and started the conversation with "do you know who I am?" Too funny!! er, sad.

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  8. Everybody knows who he is......and who he is, is nothing to brag about. The guy is offensive in so many ways, but he loves himself so that's all that matters.

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  9. The results from 360 and BLVD on crossresults.com are wrong. Looks like they put all the DNFers at the top of the results. Who fixes this stuff?

    Oh, and Bob is a gigantic douche.

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  10. I noticed that as well re: the results from 360 and BLVD being 0 instead of 999.

    Bob sucks at life and should CTFU or DIAF.

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  11. All true about Mr. Monster Energy, but what about Mr. E. Fast. He's won three Cat 4 races in a row at Boss Cross #3, 360 Cup and Blvd Cup. Cat up - and be faster than Fast about it.

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  12. Hey Mr. 12:10PM.
    Evan Fast borrowed a bike and has raced three races.(his other races were on a mtb) He just happened to win them all. It is not his fault he is the fastest beginner out there. He told a group of cat 4's he is moving up next week.
    Congrats to him for doing well his first few races.

    Also congrats to the BLVD team and a great race. Fun was had by all.

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  13. The majority of the readers on this website spend more time whining and bitching about losing races. How about spending more time on your bike than your computer. You will be faster, I swear.

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  14. Amen to that brother. By the way how many have actually had a conversation with Bob? Not just something you have heard from a guy that heard from another guy, that heard... I think you know what I'm talking about.

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  15. A conversation with Bob? All the guy does is talk about how great he is. He never shuts his mouth long enough for anybody else to say anything because he has all the answers and all the knowledge about everything that anybody might have an opinion on. He is a royal asshole. Period.

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  16. @ 3:30, what the fuc are you doing???? heed your own words. i broke my leg, i have an excuse.

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  17. I don't really know him but everytime we've talked he's very nice. True story.

    I'm coming to his defense. With the exception of a 4 person race in 2009, his last 3 races (culminating with yesterdays Blvd cup) were the first he'd ever won.

    It's hard to find success in this sport so i cant blame a guy for enjoying it when it actually happens. Take a little time in the spotlight, breath, reflect on all the hard work you've put in and enjoy the payoff.

    Wouldnt we all do that?

    I love this site when it's funny but i hate it when it's mean spirited. Let's all reduce the serving size of our sandbagger kool-aid and put ourselves in his shoes, then we might not be so quick to call sandbagger.

    Oh, and Bob, i think you should strongly consider racing open from this point forward.

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  18. You're all a bunch of fucking cry babies. Get over it or let your legs do the talking. You're just tired of getting your asses handed to you by EVERYONE!!! Train like a man, race like a man and harden the fuck up.

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  19. @4:42 Looks like he's got 15 wins, not 3

    "Wouldn't we all do that?" Nope, most of us read the USA Cycling rule book and two wins, we're catting up.

    I'd still be mid-pack with or without him in the mix so it's no issue for me but it does speak volumes to his character.

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  20. i will have to agree with @7:23. lets stop the trash talking and let the legs do the talking. yes it did bug me that he was still doing the 3/4 race but i also like having him in the race because it shows me that im not strong enough to do the open and thats my goal so everyone need to just train and get over it. but if you can not ride because of braking you leg then you are okay but once you can ride do it

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  21. Ass Titties! Whale Sperm Peeing Shit! Fuck A Piss in my Tight Ass Hole! Sweaty Nights in a Hippos Floppy Clitoris!

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  22. as far as im concerned everyone is bagging! i train 2 hours a week and its shit that these guys are beating me. im too busy to train as they do because i jack off horses all day long so im gonna complain and call everyone out

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  23. Who's tired of roadies treating 3/4 races like they are worth something when they win? Look around you dbags, look at those poor fatasses you are beating down on when you lap the field. In fact, look at the 2 d+d playing geeks next to you on the podium, gotta feel good beating those trolls, right?

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  24. sc and the lone wolf were playing dungeons and dragons in their car during the open race! and i think giving each other handies! not cool

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  25. not that there's anything wrong with that...

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  26. i have to say that when Bob Cunnilingus lapped me he was very cordial and not a dick like an open guy woulda been. cough* verge

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  27. if you guys think the open is so easy why the hell are you not doing it.

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  28. Cyber-bullying is for middle school kids. If you have a problem with Bob or anyone else bagging, then call their ass out on the start line.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyber_bullying

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  29. According to crossresults it looks like he has 3 wins this year which were the last 3 races hes done. he won one other race in 2009 but it had 4 people in it. When you say '15 wins' are you counting road?

    I dont think road wins influence cross upgrades.

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  30. middle school kids suck! cyber bullying rules!

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  31. I'll match your cloak of invisibility, and raise you a Paladin war hammer. Your turn to roll the 12 sided die

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  32. Nice bikecep tat, 2nd place. Where's your left hand?

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  33. Looks like his left hand is rubbing the pile of feces.

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  34. Nothing but a bunch of wanna-be poser cyclists on this site complaining about not being good enough...You make all the Freds look like pros. The only way they will ever make it on a podium or even close to one, is to eventually have the entire planet CTFU. Stop your friggen cry-baby cyber-bully bullshit and go train on your bike instead of sittin' around on your beanbag, eating cheetos, and whackin' off.

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  35. I know this is off topic, but what the hell is up with Mr. Harrison making you send in a release form ahead of time for Veterans Cross? Does he actually expect to have good attendance when he makes it so difficult? No other promoter requires these steps ahead of time.

    Then the registration fee is another thing. I know you get 50% off if you bring a winter coat (which is a good thing, I know), but that's still $5-$10 more than the average race around here.

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  36. I heard if you bring a level 50 Wizard, who knows how to cast ice storm, or lava storm, you get an extra $25 dollars off your Entry to Vet Cross

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  37. That will be nice when people show up from out of town, and they get turned away for not submitting a waiver, which is not mentioned on his Web site or flyer. Anyone one have any idea where Rodger's email address can be found? Maybe we can turn this piece of crap blog, into something valuable.

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  38. rfh1949@gmail.com

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  39. Still racing 3/4? WTF?

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  40. Find a new bagger. Leave Bob alone. He raced Open on Friday (5th), Open on Saturday (2nd), and THEN raced 3/4 for training, fun or whatever and got 2nd. I see absolutely nothing wrong with that. Good Job Bob!

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  41. @6:01...you have to be either his wife or poolboy.

    This dude Bob should be racing the Open and I give him props for doing so twice this weekend. BUT...then racing the 3/4's for training or fun??? How is that fair to the guys who are legit 3's or 4's? How do they get a fair chance to compete when they have Bob the Bagger just getting his cooldown on during their race.

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  42. Well if he was just racing 3/4 for training then he shoulda pulled out before the finish. Just like his dad shoulda.

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  43. Jesus Christ, you guys are the biggest sack of pussies and whiners out there. Keep complaining about how he's sandbagging while he's probably out there at 6 A.M getting the training in while you're putting in little or no effort and getting on the bike week after week because "im sore after the race and I need at least 4-5 days of recovery."

    props to him for having the skills to beat you guys. He ought to start to consider catting up, but for right now you guys are the biggest bunch of vagina's that I've ever seen.

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  44. @4:04 did you just call me a sack of pussies and a bunch of vaginas? I better change my plans for you. I need to call my friend Satan.

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  45. I would be happy to accept him. We race cross without saddles here in the depths of hell where anal probes extend from the seat tube. He should enjoy it.

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  46. Something tells me you aren't the REAL Jesus..

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  47. @rastarider your broken leg is no excuse, get in there and race.

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  48. This blog, reminds me of a fairing house,once you step inside,you can never realy get the stinch off of ya

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  49. This blog is ran by a fucking disgrace to the sport of cycling. You've fucked the overall feel for the sport in the KC Metro. Way to go Fuck face.

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  50. I love this blog simply because of the comments.
    I was wondering how Vet CX was gonna go with the waver and high dollar entry fees.
    @5:16 - sorry you came from out of town only to get turn away at the door. Roger didn't make they waiver deal very clear, unless (which would probably be his excuse) you follow him on FaceBook where he had been (annoying) promoting the race for almost a year.
    Roger is a good guy but sometimes I think he is a bit off. Since this was supposedly his last race that he is putting on I guess you don't have to worry about it happening again.

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  51. Did anyone else have a problem with getting into the race? Im pretty sure I saw people who didn't sign a waiver pre-race actually sign up and race....

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  52. THE BIGGEST QUESTION I HAVE IS WHERE HAS JB BEEN THIS YEAR? MIA!

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  53. Who cares where that piece of shit JB is. Fuck that dickhead.

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  54. Who is JB and why is he said dickhead and piece of shit?

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  55. How about another This blog --------

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  56. Professional Cat 4 RacerNovember 18, 2011 at 9:22 AM

    The HPT results on crossresults.com are duplicated...which makes the baggers appear more baggerish and the slow guys appear more slowerish.

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  57. Math Lesson.....

    R5 + this blog = a fucking disgrace to the sport of cycling.

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  58. anonymous 9:22 + original thought= the latter days of the human race as we know it. "the end is very very nigh""

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  59. Rick Krepps, you're on deck.

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  60. Looks like all you pussies need to get a life and quit being wusses! Too bad soo sad that Bob kicks all of your asses you cry babies! You dudes are worse than chicks! Wahahhhwahhhwahhh, cryyy cryyy cryy because you all suck and can't beat him. Cry me a river you losers... and that is exactly what you are. And guess what, Bob is a really nice guy. One that is willing to share, teach and help anyone out. I'm sure that's more than any of your sorry asses would or could do. Just because he smokes you doesn't mean you should bag on him. It just means you need to ride more, dam wusses! Now pull up your man panties and put away the kleenex and get to it. And while you're at it, stop bitching and slamming people

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  61. Hey R5, if you're such a badass bike racer step out from behind the keyboard and come out for a beating sometime. You should step up to the plate to race the big kids in the open race to find out how big of a pussy you really are. I'm sure they're a many dudes that would love to break your legs off in a race and beat you over the head with them. Sack up you fucking pussy and let your legs do the talking for once!

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  62. I can't believe how so many people have the lack of reading comprehension. This blog is meant to be a joke for the most part. Yet you still find some people on here who take it way too seriously, and get all worked up, but what is funnier is that all the defensive and angry comments are the cherry on top. "I am so f-in mad that R5 called me a sandbagger" "I'll kick your ass at any race you want" " If you can't catch me than you need train harder"!!!!!!!!!!! You sound like pussies crying on the playground. Just CTFU and STFU

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  63. I'm pretty sure that everyone who posted hateful or argumentative comments probably got the shit beat out of them as a kid, thus they are GODS behind the keyboard and can talk mad shit on e'rrybody in the club.

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  64. Word to your mother

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  65. Observer now contributorNovember 29, 2011 at 11:19 PM

    This blog offers a chance for all to see the many differing colors of douchebags that cycling has to offer. If someone isn't whining about their lack of training or shelling out reasons about why they suck, then they are ripping down and stomping on other's successes. Furthermore, once newbies get their feet wet they will find themselves turning straight onto egotistical ally where they know more about the sport of cycling than God himself. Or maybe, just maybe, one will find themselves as a lifetime cat 3 and have the privilege to be amongst a supportive and rational group of riders- the masters.

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  66. MASTERS SUCK!!!! All CYCLISTS SUCK!! I'm sure all you bitches have leg shaving parties and suck each other off. Cyclist have and always will be the biggest jag offs around. I hope you all get road rash and your fucking spandex burns into your skin. Die in hell cyclist punks. DRIVE YOUR CAR AND HELP THE ECONOMY!! the gas companies need it!

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  67. I bet ole Bob does not think he is as fast as you once thought he was before Jingle Cross. Look at the results, because the only thing he was baggin in Iowa City, was apples at the grocery store. It is amazing how big the world is, once you leave your precious KC. Being the local fast guy, does not automatically translate into being really fast.

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  68. @9:30 I have never seen so much typing with CAPS and explanation points in my semi-professional life. You seem very stressed and you get worked up over the little things. I recommend you get some exercise...possibly cycling.

    Also, quit hiding. You must be a cyclist too, why else would you be patrolling a cycling themed blog? That would be like your Mom posting comments on a tranny-themed blog.

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  69. Anyone that races outside of Kansas knows that just because you kick ass here, does not mean that you are kicking ass anywhere else. The point is, that people are in the proper category outside of Kansas Racing. So maybe cut the "Kansas Baggers" a little slack. Pressuring someone to CTFU just so the results are in favor of someone that should train more is not fair to either rider. The CTFU'ee now is getting his/her ass waxed, and the new "winner" here is Kansas is really a winner by default.

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  70. This blog reminds me of a shetlan pony I had as a child ,"mean little bastard" always trying to kick or bite you,but in reality all he ever did was EAT,SHIT and take up space in the pasture "WOTHLESS AS TITS ON A BOAR'

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  71. Boss Cross and MO Champs will be epic this weekend with all the rain tonight and tomorrow. I'll assume the BMX course will be off limits with all the mud. See all you fools out there. You should be more nice to each other too.

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  72. I think you are all missing the point about bagging, This guy is a Cat 2 road racer. Thats a pretty advanced category in road, There is no reason he should be racing 3/4 in a cross race. Think about it 4's are beginners! This guy is no begginer!

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  73. Just because you're a 2 on the road doesn't mean you're a 2 in cross. Get a clue idiots. Totally different discipline and style of racing.

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  74. So you are saying that just because he is a cat2 road he has no advantage over a cat4 cross beginner. Have you ever in your days seen a cat 4 cross beginner beat a cat2 roadie in a cross race? No I didn't think so.

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  75. A cat 4 would never beat a cat 2 in cross because they're pussies. Hell, most of the local riders these days are pussies. I hear complaints at races such as... the course is too hard, the barriers are too high, it's too muddy, it's too cold. Really? If they're gonna complain like that they should be doing triathlons.

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  76. well its easy to discriminate between the baggers and the non baggers on this thread!

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  77. and any one who posts as anonymous is a pussy too, think about it. LOL

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  78. I love you bob cummings, please keep riding in the 3s, I don't want you to start beating up on me in every open race.

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  79. It's official, BC has now been CTFU.

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  80. Nov 27 9:15 pm - What Bob Cummings do you know? Did you happen to follow his racing this year and see what "a really nice guy" he was to the other Monster racers? He can kick your ass alright, especially if you are wearing the same jersey as him.

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