We all know when it comes to dirt and grass roadies turn into a bunch of tards and thus its understandable for some road 3s to be racing in the 3/4s. But 1's and 2's should never be allowed to line up in lower CX categories even if the only dismounting they've experienced was in the locker room. Bob Cumminyourmouth is a prime example. On a course with no technical sections, he easily smeared the 3/4 field at Joules which included a future sandbagger posterboy. Yeah he lined up for the Open afterwards but he had already blown his wad and had a built in excuse for not doing well. If your racing license says R2, it should not have a CX3 or CX4 next to it. And if it does, there should be a big stamp on it that says PUSSY.
On a bagger scale of 1-10, Cumminyourmouth scores an 11.5, +1.5 for the poser $7000 bike.
And BTW, congrats to Foreskinner on lining up in the Open and doing halfway decent.
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Can we speculate more on who R5 is? This blog needs some excitement.
ReplyDeleteR5, in the film business, is a copy of a movie made with a telecine machine from an analog source and is typically of a lower quality than other region releases.
ReplyDeleteFrom r5's comment about opens practicing during the 3's race, he has to be someone who raced in the Cat 3 race at Cross out Cancer or the Cat 3/4 race at Manions Sunday. That is unless he's lying about Jensen running him over practicing while the 3's were racing.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, the original R5 was gunned down by a group of 360 racers in a ride by shooting. R5's 2 and 3, who were siamese twins died on the icey descent at jingle cross last year. R5 number 4 fell into Mr. Stitches this year and her skinny ass was dragged by a group of weasels and beavers (working together) into their hut so that she could be used for winter sustenance. Roger's pictures of that grusome event were taken off flickr due to the images being too bloudy and graphic. The current R5 (for fear of his or her own safety) is currently living in a bunker in an undisclosed location but is monitoring race results religiously.
ReplyDeletewould R5 lie? i sure hope so!
ReplyDelete@2:50 ok thats just plain damn funny.
ReplyDeleteFuck all of you pussies.
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ReplyDeleteSo which team was responsible for almost wiping out the entire Cat 4 racers at the start during the Radcross last week?
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He did it again today. What a douche.
ReplyDeleteYep. Total piece of shit. Destroyed the 3/4 field like only an R2 can do. CTFU!
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ReplyDeleteWay to go Bob! You're "The Man". That's awesome how you can show those 3's and 4's how bad they really suck. Now, next week, why don't you line up against the 360 boys in a Master's Race, or in the Open, and put them in their place too.
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ReplyDeleteI have a brilliant idea.... Why don't you fucking whining little pussies all step up to the plate and race the open race. All of you think you're so fucking fast when in fact all of you suck. Yet, a better idea.... Leave KC to race and see what real racing is like.
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ReplyDeleteAll of you... cry babies! And whoever writes this blog is a big ball suck. Sorry that you aren't fast enough to win a race so I guess that means bash the winner. You all are a joke. Hell, I could probably smoke most of you... without even trying that hard.
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