Not So Boss Cross

Mankini's plan to staff the Boss Cross series with Haitian child labor apparently fell thru and didnt bother telling anybody til a few days out. Pretty douche move on par with Tilford and so called local pros warming up on the course while the women's and childrens races are going on. KCA should come down hard on flaking out on prime dates but instead they are wasting time and money considering local drug testing thanks to Peckerwood's crusade. Boss Cross used to be the premier series with the best courses 'round here but this year he's bending us racers over and giving us the hog.

City Limited

r5 Challenges KC Metro racers who think they are fast to grow a pair and find out how fast they are not. Certain racers are getting a big head from beating up on our local cycling community while regional racers call out KC. Not everyone can travel but if you get a rep for trash talking, you need to back it by doing regional level races. If you think you are Cat 1 fast go out and prove it otherwise you are just King of Instagram. Everyone knows whuppin up on KCCX is so 2012.

Whos On First?

Brians on second and I Don't Give a Damn is on the juice. Dudes built like an arena league linebacker and somehow smacking around a few of our local pros while trading bails of hay on the stock market during the day. Dudes has least 14 wins this year with a string of 7 in a row, frustrating Swervford so much that he tried to chainsaw his own hand off. Word on the street is it aint ice water flowing in his veins. You guys in the P12 better guard your bums next weekend.

LOLCAT4

The reports of my death are greatly exagerated. It appears that the new crop of CXers have grown a pair and have CTFU'd long before being called out. At last count there are now at least 56 cx1/2 racers in the KC area and entries in the first few races have reflected this. Instead of just a half dozen jackoffs lining up in the open wondering how many times they were gonna get lapped by Shmalz it is now actually a competitive event: Manions1: 16, manions2: 13, Bosscross1: 14 and Bosscross2: 25!! (Gateway Cross Cup only drew 20 in the pro/1...) The current top rung of the Cx3 are catching and passing a few of the Open riders so we may have more company in the fastest race of the day very soon. So for the first year ever and to the disappointment of many, no one has earned front page honors on KC Sandbagger except this dude. UNWEIGHT THAT FRONT WHEEL DUDE!

Say what again!

You Cat3/4s at Spring Fling last weekend have got to ask yourselves "DO I LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!?" cause Mankini made you his bitch once again. You bitch's KNEW who he was, you bitch's KNEW what he was gonna do and you let him turn a crit into his personal mini-triathlon after you all SWAM in his nut juice as he TT'ed and RAN away with the SF title.
Whatever, thank you for racing and please come again.

CAT Lappin'

I ain't sayin he's a sandbagger... but dude did what the mummy always wished he could do at Spring Fling and lapped the field solo last weekend. (And DAMN how come none of you guys want to take a pull? Its fucking winter. QUIT SITTING IN FOR THE SPRINTS BITCHES!)
J-Fo been a cat3 for like 4 years though he spent most of that time in a mankini doing races that r5 shall not speak of.

Now that he's back on the road, its clear that he's totally outclassed that chump excuse for a 3/4 field and is ready to move on to butt heads with Bills boys.

And finally did you guys feel the earth shake cuz Jim Twittaker FINALLY SUBMITTED THE RESULTS BEFORE THE END OF THE SEASON!

Tuesday tuesday tuesday!

Lets hope these guys won't make you work for free and cancel races because of a 10% chance of rain and then keep all your money when they lose the venue like last year's dbag promoters.